Whilst sitting on the toilet and talking about how her bum is hurting, Jenny, with no segue, said:"Mommy. I need you to not ever ever tell anyone that I'm a magician. But you can if you need to, but I'll have to not let you."
Okay, that's pretty darn good, but my favorite all-time Jenny-speak might be her classic line while playing with a dozen other kids at the Dinosaur Museum and gathering a huge pile of plastic dinosaurs and vegetation: "All for ME."
That was good, but my favorite ever will always be "Umm, how about not."
It's neck and neck with "That's not one of the options."
please can I hit the kitty and have a time out?
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