Thursday, January 14, 2010

I Was Unaware . . .

that I said certain phrases with regularity, until I heard them come out of my toddler.

Some examples:
  1. Holy crap.
  2. Does that sound like a plan?
  3. Okay, Love.
  4. No, that's not one of the options.
  5. You okay, honey?
  6. I gotcha.
Now that she's copying me so much, I'm going to have to start checking my phraseology. So far number 1 is as bad as it gets. I have yet heard her say "suck", which I say all the time. And I just really don't want to hear that word coming out of a two-year-old.

P.S. As I write my infant is lying on the floor playing. I just looked over and saw that he has rolled far enough to grab one of my Crocs and is sucking on it. Gross! Man, I'm going to have to start cleaning up my floors.


Emily said...

Does this mean that you've actually seen him roll now?

Benjamin likes to suck on the kitten heels of my red Sunday shoes.

I like to hide them underneath piles of dirty clothes.

Susan said...

And my mom's favorite was when she and toddler Janet were driving along when suddenly J said "sunaBITS."