that I said certain phrases with regularity, until I heard them come out of my toddler.
- Holy crap.
- Does that sound like a plan?
- Okay, Love.
- No, that's not one of the options.
- You okay, honey?
- I gotcha.
Now that she's copying me so much, I'm going to have to start checking my phraseology. So far number 1 is as bad as it gets. I have yet heard her say "suck", which I say all the time. And I just really don't want to hear that word coming out of a two-year-old.
P.S. As I write my infant is lying on the floor playing. I just looked over and saw that he has rolled far enough to grab one of my Crocs and is sucking on it. Gross! Man, I'm going to have to start cleaning up my floors.